You know you're a member of EÞi†aÞH when...
1. You think Bruce Campell is the man. 2. You go to Applebee's for their half-priced appetizers at least once a week. 3. You know how to break into Greystone. 4. You've hackey sacked at the Rockaway Mall at some obscene hour late at night. 5. You've had a role in either the Crossfire, Marines, or Playa Hata trilogy. 6. You hurt yourself during Rosebowl at a Dungeon Show. 7. You're aware that Bigwig is the best band ever, and that Tom is an asshole. 8. Max Payne has killed your sorry ass many times over. 9. You've witnessed Don shoplifting. 10. You love The Professional, Soldier, and The 5th Element. 11. You think Stevo has way too many pets. 12. You've witnessed Gus's mom saying something stupid. 13. You know what the N.H.S. really stands for. 14. You've dressed up in full camo to do nothing. 15. You got into a serious fight with another member (maybe more than once). 16. Gus's mom hates you and suspects you of drug and alcohol use. 17. You helped build a fort with a lawn chair zipline. 18. You've started some sort of fire. 19. You know the mall sucks but you still go. 20. You've never seen it, but you still have an uncontrollable fear of Birdicus. 21. Jeff refused to give you a ride.
